Date registered: Apr 2007
Vehicle: 1989 190e 2.6 1993 500sel (sold) 1995 S500 coupe (sold) 1994 S500 blk/blk
Location: Eagan, Minnesota
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I think that a little humor is needed in this thread.
It all started when a Benz head started hitting on a high maintenance chick with big breasts and who smelled good.
One night when he was playing with her in the front seat of his Mercedes S600 (for which he was paying $1500 p/month to a finance company) and wanting to get into her pants, he said, "I'll do anything for you." She said, "OK, and will you buy me a 10,000 square foot house in the suburbs?"
He said, "Yes" as he unzipped his pants and she removed hers. Then marriage. Then the house. Then the inevitable boredom and the avalanche of bills followed by booze and drugs with the consequential loss of job performance and firing; and then the repossession of the S600 and foreclosure of the house. Then divorce and then a repetition of all of the above.
Expensive cars, high maintenance women, booze, drugs and guys who think with their dicks are the combined causes of the economic mess which is said to exist in this country. (There really is no mortgage crisis in this country; it is an individual crisis; but there is a thinking crisis in this country--big time!).
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