Forum Administrator RC Colas® & Moon Pies®
Date registered: Oct 2006
Vehicle: 1981 380SL 151K: 2001 E320 4Matic Estate 147K: 2008 E350 Sport 4Matic 120K: 2005 S500 116K
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
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I recently purchased an autographed Mark Cuban cigar. I tried to give it to my friend but she ain' having none of it. She was too busy with the stuffed toy she got from her old boy friend, Mick. Bear shaped toys don't do anything for me but she thought it was cute. I figured it was over so I went to get my hair cut. See, she liked it long and curly and I was sick of it. She found out and came screaming after me while I was at the barber. "Haul 'er ass on outta here son", he yelled at me. I grabbed her wrist so hard I thought I would bruise 'er and we left. I was experiencing emotions that I didn't want to feel. The love we had was gone and so was I.
It was time to tone it down a bit. I hopped in the CLK. Man, was I pissed. My eye caught the little sticker in the windshield and I realized I forgot to lube it. I stopped by Jiffy Lube and signed the waiting list at the bottom. Line 1 went almost around the block, dude! Line 2 was shorter but those people were getting full service. To kill the time, I wandered out of the shop. I saw some chrome junky looking stuff in the ditch in the back of the place. I wanted to get a better look so I clambered down into the arroyo. Semen filled condoms stuck to my shoes and I got grossed out. I gave up and went back in the shop. When I found out it would be another 3 hours I said, "Shit guys, I can't wait" and I left.
I ended up back in the old neighborhood. I wanted to look up my best friend from back in the day. I thought if I could see Mitch, he'd get my head straightened out. I was wrong. All he wanted to talk about was going to L.A. to make it in the movies. "I can be like the Lone Ranger, man! Star in one flick after another!" What an idiot. I turned away, lit a Lucky, drew a puff, stubbed it out and walked off. I thought I had friends but in 'is day and age, I think we're more alone than ever. There's only one thing I ever wanted free, man. I'll keep looking.
Well, that's all for now. Maybe more later.
I counted 18.
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