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No but you will groan when you learn what it is.

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I want an encore.

Do a version of that, but as an "Aristocrats" joke instead of a diary entry.
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= Is one of the names a reference to "isthisdave" and the other to "German Star"?
You're good. I had a better chance of sticking a finger up my nose and picking a winner than figuring that out.

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Don't tell me now, dig?
I won't but I'll clarify my previous response. Right area. Wrong screen name. Read the sentence out loud slowly and you will hear the name (more or less).

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I recently purchased an autographed Mark Cuban cigar. I tried to give it to my friend but she ain' having none of it. She was too busy with the stuffed toy she got from her old boy friend, Mick. Bear shaped toys don't do anything for me but she thought it was cute. I figured it was over so I went to get my hair cut. See, she liked it long and curly and I was sick of it. She found out and came screaming after me while I was at the barber. "Haul 'er ass on outta here son", he yelled at me. I grabbed her wrist so hard I thought I would bruise 'er and we left. I was experiencing emotions that I didn't want to feel. The love we had was gone and so was I.

It was time to tone it down a bit. I hopped in the CLK. Man, was I pissed. My eye caught the little sticker in the windshield and I realized I forgot to lube it. I stopped by Jiffy Lube and signed the waiting list at the bottom. Line 1 went almost around the block, dude! Line 2 was shorter but those people were getting full service. To kill the time, I wandered out of the shop. I saw some chrome junky looking stuff in the ditch in the back of the place. I wanted to get a better look so I clambered down into the arroyo. Semen filled condoms stuck to my shoes and I got grossed out. I gave up and went back in the shop. When I found out it would be another 3 hours I said, "Shit guys, I can't wait" and I left.

I ended up back in the old neighborhood. I wanted to look up my best friend from back in the day. I thought if I could see Mitch, he'd get my head straightened out. I was wrong. All he wanted to talk about was going to L.A. to make it in the movies. "I can be like the Lone Ranger, man! Star in one flick after another!" What an idiot. I turned away, lit a Lucky, drew a puff, stubbed it out and walked off. I thought I had friends but in 'is day and age, I think we're more alone than ever. There's only one thing I ever wanted free, man. I'll keep looking.

Well, that's all for now. Maybe more later.

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I want an encore.

Do a version of that, but as an "Aristocrats" joke instead of a diary entry.
Another day when you least expect and most need it.

But for now, peace out!

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