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Originally Posted by chromejunkie View Post
clk has been hit , he is in denial
Well I guess that I donate a couple of inches to help the less fortunate like yourself.
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Does it really take THAT many thefts to cause "Penis Theft Panic"? I would think one or two and media coverage would be all that would be necessary.
Must be a college Jay can surely attest, there's probably no less than 3 or 4 penises a week shrunken or stolen in Lawrence.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this on either SNL or the Colbert Report, where they start interviewing a bunch of single guys who "suddenly" discovered that their penises were "shrunk"....kinda like "Yeah, that's the ticket! It used to be, uhh, a LOT bigger!"
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I think it was a translation problem. WAFFLE HOUSE.

Not White House. Waffle House manager. We could have dealt with Bushie F'ing up pancakes and waffles. And since they are open 24 hours a day, he would not have even been responsible to keep up with the key.





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Well. leave it to the main man MCBEAR to bring some class to this thread.
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