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A Cmitch joke.

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, and after awhile she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips, and he responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever know.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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Why are the Lebanese always the butt of jokes such as these?


Could someone please explain?





I'll wait.

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Hmmmmmm now if that isn't one from the Carnival strip.................
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Why are the Lebanese always the butt of jokes such as these?


Could someone please explain?





I'll wait.

Well, first let me tell you about the time I went to this bar and met a goddess. She was built like a stone jail. we made love and vacillated in each others passion. She was incredible! Then she said Yosey, No man will ever satisfy me the way you did, Ever!

We spent the weekend hold up in a motel off 75 and just laughed, cried, and make love like zoo monkeys. And with all things it came to an end.



Ah, wait. What was your question?
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Did you wake up in an ice filled bathtub with a note next to the phone instructing you call an ambulance because your spleen had been harvested?

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Did you wake up in an ice filled bathtub with a note next to the phone instructing you call an ambulance because your spleen had been harvested?
Goddamn! that explains the scar!
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Goddamn! that explains the scar!
Is it Qban?

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Is it Qban?
hell no. That would be just right of the center.
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Damn, phone never stops ringing.
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Here I was waiting for the sheets to need a changing or the shower curtains to need a cleaning...
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