Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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Taking a Shower
> How To Shower Like a Woman:
> 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
> 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg- lifts, etc.
> 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
> 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real
> 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> 12. Turn off shower.
> 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> 14. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> 15. Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
> 16. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> 17. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> 18. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> 19. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> How To Shower Like a Man:
> 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
> 2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
> 3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
> 4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> 5. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
> 6. Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
> 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> 8. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> 11. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
> 12. Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
> 13. Dry off forearms and butt only.
> 14. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.
> 15. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
> 16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> 17. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> 18. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo' sound again.
> 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this,there is something so very seriously wrong with you.
> Have a great day! And, 'woo woo' !!!