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N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls


MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorsetown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.

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When did the girls turn to cows? I am confused
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There is a really good Jersey Girl or Jersey Cow joke hiding in there somewhere.

I'm just saying.

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I got no time for the corner bulls
Out in the field making all that noise
Or the sheep with all their ewes
`cause tonight i wanna be with you
Tonight i'm gonna take that ride
Across the river to the jersey side
Take my bossie to the pasture green
And she'll take me on all the rides

`cause down the field everything's all right
You and your bovine on a saturday night
You know all my dreams come true
When i'm walking down the fields with you

Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo i'm in love with a jersey cow

You know she thrills me with all her teets
When i'm wrapped up in my baby's treats
My little cow gives me everything
I know that some day she'll wear my nosering
So don't bother me man i ain't got no time
I'm on my way to see that cow of mine
`cause nothing matters in this little town
When you're in love with a jersey cow

Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo oo oo oo
Moo oo oo oo i'm in love with a jersey cow

I see you in the field and you look so tired
I know that milk you give leaves you so uninspired
When i come by to take you out to eat
You're lyin' down in the barn all fast asleep
Go in the back and get your udder firm
We're gonna take that little calf of yours and drop her off at the turn
I know a place where the shaggin's free
Now Elsie baby won't you come with me
`cause down the field everything's all right
You and your bovine on a saturday night
Nothing matters in this little town
When you're in love with a jersey cow
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When did the girls turn to cows? I am confused
They're chubs.

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I love you
I know you're a cow but anything will do.

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So who of you has eatin a burger, post this news...did it taste like pork? ewwwwwww
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Errrmmmm, me thinks he must have been pretty desperate to end up shagging cows. Wonder what the girls looked like

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