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So a case of
"I say chaps stop the battle it's teatime"
To waffle once more
Whilst out on Recce looking for OP sites in Germany, I directed my trusty driver ( excellent guy actually ) to "turn right here and go up the track"
He said not entirely unreasonably
"Sir I dinny see ony track" or words to that effect
On closer examination a clear line of thinner saplings could be diserned which agreed with the track as marked on my map.
After a few "are you sure sur's" and "it will wreck the antenna" etc etc
We sallied forth
well actually crept up the hill very very slowely, but entirely successfully.
To come out into a clearing on the top
At the rear of a very high spec / "top secret" communications set up belonging to the AMERICANS.
It was certainly impressive looking to me,
Kenny however knew a lot more about the comms side than I EVER did.
And said things like "some serious shit here" and other technical speak
So anyway we pottered along in our wee landrover ( an air portable model since you did not ask) Not a soul to be seen, we had a good gander around
and finally about a 1/2 mile later came to a manned security barrier.
With the guy facing outwards
Which guy, when he realized we were there, opened with a slightely puzzled look on his face
As in
"I dont remember them coming in"
Quite priceless
This reminds me of dads army a very funny BBC programme

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I say Eric
Old boy
To whom were you directing that dads army remark?
I would hope it was our cousins across the Atlantic
for there somewhat lax security.
though once upon a time
In our wee camp in Coleraine
Where we paraded in full uniform about 25m from two roads with only a chainlink fence to hide us from recognition
Yet were absolutely prohibited from travelling in Uniform?
Anyway anyway
and
bye the bye
One Sunday afternoon in the Mess, our OC Sam see a strange vehicle being waved into the camp without being searched
And this being a time of heightened security
Sam opens the window and gulders down
"Gunner Smith, who was that"?
TO which Gunner Smith replies
" I dont know Sir, but he was in earlier"
This is the exact same Gunner Smith who I heard giving out my home phone number , when I was standing right beside him.
odd, I thought, I wonder what that was about?
A few moments later the phone rings again and Gunner Smith says "hold on Sir, I will let you speak to him"
and hands the phone to me
Our PSAO ( perm staff advisory officer)
can hardly speak for laughing, were you there all the time?
Yes says I why?
"Because I phoned your house and your wife said you were down the Camp"
says the PASO and added
the cheeky so & so
"And there I thought you were away getting a bit of strange and only using the camp as an excuse"
Now do you want to know about the 9mm pistol that was mistakenly signed out to us by the regulars
another time perhaps
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I was not aiming the Dads Army remark at anyone, it was simply a very funny telivision programme. I had two years with the TA before serving 12 years in the Regs.

One time in Belfast i was doing SDS work which meant touring all the camps as far as lisbon (hope i spelt that correctly) and londonderry fort george/ebrington etc. 15 field workshop asked me to deliver some telecom equipment at various locations and get signatures for them.

On my penultimate delivery i discovered a C45 missing I had to face a board of enquiry for that one and to think i had two bloody guards on the Land Rover all the time. The set was never found.


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Eric,
I was merely being feaceious? or was I simply talking shite?
Re the Dads army crack
Not offended at all
Cheers
M
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Did you know that the dear old SLR is a perfect fit between the front windscreen and the hood ( for the Yanks ) mounted spare wheel on a series 3 landrover.
And quite invisible from inside the vehicle.
I found this out after returning from a range day at Ballykinler, only 90 odd miles away through Belfast and all.
Having counted all weapons into the landrovers at Ballykinler
I counted them out again when back at camp and came up one short.
Guess who's it was when we checked serial nos, GULP
Mugging here.
I was just bracing myself to report to the OC when some dear little gunner
said " Ere, who's is this", as he lifted it from the bonnet"
And they do say officers are supposed to lead by example
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In one of the Artillery units I was attached to a gunner actually managed to forget to attach his gun to the Land Rover (it was a 105mm Air Portable Pack Howitzer.

Being REME, we are always the last to leave and saw the gun sitting there so we attached it to the back of our vehicle and left Wales for catterick in Yorkshire.

The poor gunner, discovered his mistake at a food stop half way up the A1M and promptly drove all the way back to Wales to recover it. When he got back to Catterick the next day I told him to say his rover broke down and gave him his gun back. He bought the beers for the next week

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