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Go for the prawns and noodles Eric, the depravity of some humans leads me to despair but perverts don't come small enough to do the nasty with prawns. ( I hope )
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Go for the prawns and noodles Eric, the depravity of some humans leads me to despair but perverts don't come small enough to do the nasty with prawns. ( I hope )
You forgot that i am in china (land of the little dicks). Trust me, they are all pervs out here, except little ol me of course. Why do you think I avoid chinese food and cook for myself instead.

My first experience here was in Hong Kong on a long food street and one guy with pruning shears cutting the heads off frogs Then they clean all the rice bowls etc on a dirty backstreet in dirty buckets (without washing up liquid) and they wear wellies to protect themselves from the dirt. yuk yuk

Hong kong is clean time compared to the mainland. Here they kill frogs by smashing their brains out with the side of a large chopper. We wont discuss the snakes

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LoL Seen it, squatted there with my bright orange plastic bowl with rats nipping past our feet like rush hour on the M25, but it still beats the hell out of jungle grub, you must remember the days when the food was of more concern than flying rounds ? .
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vonny are you back with us for a while or are you lurking else where ??



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I'm back in the office for a few more weeks, they wanted me to go to Riyadh for a meeting, but the visa procedure has changed there and they have knock me back twice on my application which suits me just fine( they must know who I am ), those guys down there can't sort out shit without bickering for two years over something that needed to put in place last month, but that’s nothing new. I will going to Boston in June to visit friends which is a trip I'm really looking forward too, I love the Kettering trading post and will shop till I drop. I also have a few old mates there that need their post boxes to be dragged away by the rental car via my old faithful el lazo What new with you Junkie ?
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too funny . well me just bellyaching over this high priced fuel it is really killing biz other then that if i had any more fun they would have to tie my hands up .



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Yeah it was floating around the dollar mark when I lived there and it would get slopped all over the side of my F150 when filling up, ahh the good old days . I guess the new Dodge V10 motorbike isn't selling like hotcakes at the moment.
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