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With the exception of a few deeply disturbing fetish sites I've stumbled into, it is my impression that bush went, ummmm, out of fashion some years ago.

Personally, I'm holding out for the "stubble" generation.
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I haven't hugged a tree, but I did hug the toilet when I was too drunk.
I shit a tree today...does that count?
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Shit a tree, hug a toilet, It's all the same to me.
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A lady gets onto an elevator with a bag of groceries. Just as the door closes her gut starts to rumble, then she lets out a huge nasty fart. just then the bell sounds that the elevator is stopping at the next floor. Thinking quickly she reaches into her grocery bag and pulls out a can of air freshener and sprays the elevator.
The door opens and a guy gets on. feeling a little embarrassed she says boy! it smells a little funny in here. and he said, Yeah kinda like someone shit a pine tree!





c'mon it's in the delivery!
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I haven't hugged a tree, but I did hug the toilet when I was too drunk.
close enough.

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A lady gets onto an elevator with a bag of groceries. Just as the door closes her gut starts to rumble, then she lets out a huge nasty fart. just then the bell sounds that the elevator is stopping at the next floor. Thinking quickly she reaches into her grocery bag and pulls out a can of air freshener and sprays the elevator.
The door opens and a guy gets on. feeling a little embarrassed she says boy! it smells a little funny in here. and he said, Yeah kinda like someone shit a pine tree!




c'mon it's in the delivery!



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