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☺Golfing on a Windy Day

Three couples go on a golf outing. They were Swedish, Irish and Scotish. The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why on earth aren't you wearing any skivees?' Olaf demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love o' decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'

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Can you imagine the pace of play on a golf course that allows mixed "Six somes"? Bring a lunch...and a dinner cuz you're gonna be out there all freakin' day.

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I thought it was the Scotsman whose skirt was blown by the wind

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good joke, but I know Olaf and he doen't like his wife wear nickers
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The Queen looks quite frisky.
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