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I done got myself in anudder race yesterday. On da road back from All Barbeque (Albuquerque) to Santa Fe (Gay) in my Caddy and miffed some tuna in a '22 braggin' right on da fender Altima. I mean these two fresh tunas wit illegal tint windows were doin their best wit dar V6 tune but it just didn't work out for dem. So finally quit da playin' and let 'em catch up. Me and da boys dropped our illegit black windows and made obscene facial gestures at da tuna and they seemed only mildly shocked. What can you do? What can you do? Girls these days got far more balls dan da boys. Matriarchal society if there ever was one.
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"Girls these days got far more balls dan da boys."


In your case it's undoubtedly true.
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Well my daddy said son
you're gonna drive me to drinkin
if you don't stop drivin
that hotrod something to other...

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"Girls these days got far more balls dan da boys."


In your case it's undoubtedly true.
Judging from your posts I would have to say my point is proven.
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uh that would be that hot rod Lincoln. not caddi sorry shane could'nt resist



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Do gay men get off on hot rods
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Excellent joke about the two gays and the priest there Shane btw.

My ould Da was reminsincing about his schooldays ,
going to school bearfoot etc etc. I kid you not.
Anyway it was mixed company (ie. them and us ) and the subject of the Christian Brothers in Derry / Londonderry came up
A quite man, a Roman Catholic said, "When they beat it into you, they beat it into you"
He was quite serious and went into some detail of his sexual experiences at their hands.
Mind you we got Kincorra School in East Belfast to be "proud" of.
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^Those experimental years it seems most people go through, particularly those without inhibitions, can be relatively exciting and ground breaking. Heck I think back about all the times I rebuffed male and female advances because I was too nervous or felt it was inappropriate (fool). My first lover has been married now forever. Second one too now that I think of it. Smooth sailing since that time.
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I done got myself in anudder race yesterday. On da road back from All Barbeque (Albuquerque) to Santa Fe (Gay) in my Caddy and miffed some tuna in a '22 braggin' right on da fender Altima. I mean these two fresh tunas wit illegal tint windows were doin their best wit dar V6 tune but it just didn't work out for dem. So finally quit da playin' and let 'em catch up. Me and da boys dropped our illegit black windows and made obscene facial gestures at da tuna and they seemed only mildly shocked. What can you do? What can you do? Girls these days got far more balls dan da boys. Matriarchal society if there ever was one.


These cows, how big were their udders?
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I could not agree more Shane,
I was unfortunately desperately shy, until I discovered alcohol at age 18, then I was most probably obnoxious.
Anyway our 16 year old son appears to be "doing a line" ( and I should add that in this wee country that does NOT involve cocaine ) with the girl next door, also 16 ish, and I, at least find her attractive.
But why my balls are a busting is that, according to local gossip, she is a right wee fuckbunny. But a selective one.
Oh the lucky lucky bastard.
PS
This lassie sleeps alone ? in a lovely wee chalet, bought for her, to allow her her privacy, while her fathers is living with the woman next door. A bit complicated but decent people all.
I say again
The bastard !!
The lucky lucky bastard
This may however by why he has suddenly decided that he does NOT want to join the Merchant Navy, which was his idea in the first place.
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