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Do you wash after you deficate?

Prior to meeting my polock princess I simply unloaded, wiped and went on my way. At that time I usually shunned purchases of undergarments lighter than the shade of cocoa beans. While the average truck stop does not contain a bidet, I've managed to cope, hunkering over a sink in the private shower areas.




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Yes, too old for skid marks. Espcially after eating at Mike's cafe in Castaic that one time.

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And I misspelled defecate but I'm too defecating defecated to change the defecating thing.

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I am Muslim, we always wash............
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Aren't you worried that your Shahid belt will get soggy?

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Grew up in German in the 1960's. The local "toilet paper" in those days was some kind of byproduct of an industrial processing plant operation associated with abrasives. But every house we had, had a bidet. Once you get used to washing instead abrading shit traces and smears off your asshole, well, you never go back. We have a bidet in our house now. Jim
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Grew up in German in the 1960's. The local "toilet paper" in those days was some kind of byproduct of an industrial processing plant operation associated with abrasives. But every house we had, had a bidet. Once you get used to washing instead abrading shit traces and smears off your asshole, well, you never go back. We have a bidet in our house now. Jim

Same here, wife uses the shower but I use the bidet..........
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I remember the toilet paper issued in the British Army and Government establishments, it was so slippery that instead of cleaning your bottom you could end up with skid marks half way up the back of your shirt

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JS, TMI bud.

and i surely don't see the point in washing when i am in NW IN.



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