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Joke (Republicans don't read!)

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person , put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'



A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'



Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.' !!
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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person , put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'



A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'



Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.' !!
No thats b$ we all can work, as long as it is for his friends companies at minimum wage.
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That's hilarious! I'll be telling that one all day.

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Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and
watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power.
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush
take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later
watched the Clintons board Air Force One for the last time.
I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to
the outgoing President and first lady. It was then that I realized how far
America's military had deteriorated under the Clinton administration.
Every last one of them missed.

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I would think after Tuesday that one might have to go into retirement for 4-8 years. Funny, though.

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Even as a Rep, I find that hilarious.

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Want more financial irresponsibility from the republican front?
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