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Growing old may not be all that bad...

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April 16 (Bloomberg) -- When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute.

``There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' Kristensen said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''

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April 16 (Bloomberg) -- When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute.

``There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' Kristensen said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''

If only some of the girls had this attitude where I work - I'd have a lot less bruising down one side of my head
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I take a clinical view of this matter. From my professional point of view in geriatrics, I conclude after years of observation that most psychological and physical degeneration in males is caused by the discontinuance of sexual activity.

If I were King of the world, I would insist that older males, especially those in retirement homes and nursing homes, should have access to professional sex therapists over the age of 18. Some old guys would die from over-exertion, but it would be a pleasant death for them; others might become bored with it and choose morphine as a more pleasant activity. It's all about keeping the cells happy.
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You might have less bruising if you had some cash in your hand when you plied it to their backsides...

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...which is caused by the lack of testosterone (and growth hormone), which is my hormone replacement therapy (HRT) is a great thing...
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I take a clinical view of this matter. From my professional point of view in geriatrics, I conclude after years of observation that most psychological and physical degeneration in males is caused by the discontinuance of sexual activity.

If I were King of the world, I would insist that older males, especially those in retirement homes and nursing homes, should have access to professional sex therapists over the age of 18. Some old guys would die from over-exertion, but it would be a pleasant death for them; others might become bored with it and choose morphine as a more pleasant activity. It's all about keeping the cells happy.
I believe Social Security should pay for at least one hooker a month!

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^^^^Well then seems you are in good company with all of your smiling senile old friends. What brought this thread back up? You get a visit in the home last night?
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