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Handy Monthly Guide for Men

By: Ophelia Payne

This is a handy guide for those days of the month when a man is taking his life in his hands if he opens his mouth.

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine .

Don't believe everything you think
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living on the edge driving a fine line
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man im woman gives me headaches like that..im most like to break her nose and throw her out of window...i mean my tent..and bury her somewhere in sand

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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Old news, been doing the wine thing for years, it really dose work. lol
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I collect wine but she drinks it

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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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your wife got a dose?

I would not publisise this fact
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your wife got a dose?

I would not publisise this fact
does, dose, mistakes we meat as they say lol

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- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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Old news, been doing the wine thing for years, it really dose work. lol
Would you please get rid of that insect running all over the screen, every time ive had a beer and i see it i destroy another computer wifey is getting annoyed with my computer costs

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- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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What is so worrisome about this thread is that it was started and the info comes from a man who as far as I know comes from a guy who does not currently live with one..........
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