"Aint' never hoid of him."
Now you mention it, neither have I. I heard a rumour that he was on his way to Mexico disguised as Dig and as for the Dig chappy -Aint never hoid of him either. Try looking for this Dig chappy, have you hoid of im.
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.