It's not your fault CJ. You see...
A long time ago in a forum far far away,
there was a thread.
It was a glorious time and a wonderful thread. All of the moderators thought so highly of it that it was awarded permanent "Sticky" status. There it sat at the top of the page, day after day, week after week, month after month, like a bright and shiny beacon of hope.
Lesser folk grew jealous as the screen name of Digmenow was emblazoned forever at the top of BWOT. They sought to bring down the mighty thread but it withstood their futile efforts.
That is, until one day. An unnamed moderator/host accidentally unstuck it. Now, some say it was the illness and some say it was the constant abuse of drugs and alcohol but no one knows for sure.
Me? I think a PayPal account allowed a palm to be greased just like the skids under that marvelous thread.
No matter. My point is that if it was still there, you would have been familiar with Pork Flavored Jello long before now.