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Man my wife has a sense of humor

She was at the dentist today to get a tooth pulled and the doc gave her some gauze to stop the bleeding. anyways when she got back she started calling all our friends talking like Don Corleone in the Godfather movie.
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She was at the dentist today to get a tooth pulled and the doc gave her some gauze to stop the bleeding. anyways when she got back she started calling all our friends talking like Don Corleone in the Godfather movie.
I think my wife is Don Corleones daughter but does not know it yet

PS, she does kick me in tha balls occasionally, keeps me on track but ouch

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She was at the dentist today to get a tooth pulled and the doc gave her some gauze to stop the bleeding. anyways when she got back she started calling all our friends talking like Don Corleone in the Godfather movie.
LoL but is she going to make you an offer you can't refuse.......
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I think my wife is Don Corleones daughter but does not know it yet

PS, she does kick me in tha balls occasionally, keeps me on track but ouch
In days of old when Knights were bold, they wore ridiculous cod pieces. Obviously the former owner of this one thought he really needed protection, I can get one sent over if you are in need , can't have a little girl bruce Lee your bits .
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In days of old when Knights were bold, they wore ridiculous cod pieces. Obviously the former owner of this one thought he really needed protection, I can get one sent over if you are in need , can't have a little girl bruce Lee your bits .
In days of old, when Knights were bold, and toilets werent invented, they did their shit in the middle of a pit and whent home quite contented. This would have been difficult with armour, I prefer amor to armour

PS she still loves me despite the bite marks

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LoL but is she going to make you an offer you can't refuse.......
Yep, several times a week.
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Yep, several times a week.
You mean the days of the week when the UPS man isn't bringing his package over?

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Nope, we are together 24 hours a day that might explain why she drinks. Hey cmitch can't wait to see you and all the others at the spring meet. Me "Al Franken", Yosey and McBear will anounce it soon. If the meet goes like I thing it will it's going to be great. Hey man do you think your lovely wife could cater the event?
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Nope, we are together 24 hours a day that might explain why she drinks. Hey cmitch can't wait to see you and all the others at the spring meet. Me "Al Franken", Yosey and McBear will anounce it soon. If the meet goes like I thing it will it's going to be great. Hey man do you think your lovely wife could cater the event?
I could bring some fresh pond raised cat fish over to fry at your place. For those who don't like catfish, well, let's be nice.

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