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I've stooped to a new low.

Getting my jokes from A Prairie Home Companion.


Guy walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a moth." And the doctor says, "Well, I'm a general practitioner, what you need is a psychiatrist." And the guy says, "I was on my way to the psychiatrist but I noticed your light was on."

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Getting my jokes from A Prairie Home Companion.


Guy walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a moth." And the doctor says, "Well, I'm a general practitioner, what you need is a psychiatrist". And the guy says, " I was on my way to the psychiatrist but I noticed your light was on".
You're getting dangerously close to the end of the satellite radio spectrum.

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The annual PHC joke show is usually a laugh riot...if you're elderly or incarcerated
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I'm sitting here watching a Lifetime Movie Premier. "The Capture of the Green River Killer." Where exactly were you between 1982 and 1985?

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I'm sitting here watching a Lifetime Movie Premier. "The Capture of the Green River Killer." Where exactly were you between 1982 and 1985?
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You're getting dangerously close to the end of the satellite radio spectrum.
Slaphappy...nonstop from Tucumcari to Sullivan, Mo. Spent the last 150 miles watching the yardsticks and singing,"Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my Darling Clementine" on the radio at every uneven mile. I also sang the "tine" part a half note sharp to be extra annoying. There are a lot of eastbound truckers that would love to slit my throat from ear to ear right now. Aint' I a stinker?

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Slaphappy...nonstop from Tucumcari to Sullivan, Mo. Spent the last 150 miles watching the yardsticks and singing,"Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my Darling Clementine" on the radio at every uneven mile. I also sang the "tine" part a half note sharp to be extra annoying. There are a lot of eastbound truckers that would love to slit my throat from ear to ear right now. Aint' I a stinker?


You took 70 I reckon? I only say that because I didn't get a call, and Google Maps would have had you buzzing Chez Cigar.
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The annual PHC joke show is usually a laugh riot...if you're elderly or incarcerated
Actually no. The joke show this year was horrible. Poorly written and equally performed. It was a Scottish musician who told the joke prior to literally shredding the radio on what sounded like Uilleann pipes along with a fiddler with some killer jigs. I made a mental note of the musician but alas, myself being somewhat mental forgot........Anyone? Clue: They both are knighted.

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