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G'Day Mate!....Or, Is Australian A Language?

Luckily, it wasn't Captain Kangaroo.....


Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
Thursday, March 27, 2008

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

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Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
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Send him some Budweisers and he will instantly speak American
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Hey good day mate, is that steak.
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He is a drunk New Zealander, they shag sheep and he was so pissed he thought it was a wombat (as if they have wombats roaming wild over there anyhow).

Sounds like the old joke to describe sexually promiscuous males - a wombat, eats, shoots and leaves, except he was on the receiving end...

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Wombat or Womb bat?

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The Wombat was also an airportable weapon with the parachute regiment in the British Army. It had a long barrell and two wheels, stretches the mind does it not.

I would not want to be shagged by one of them.

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grr ... kiwis..
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I like their shoe care products.


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wonder how many kiwi's are harmed in the making of that stuff

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