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I only ordered 60 boxes this year, usually take them 1 box at a time to work.
Hey Ed, do you need to borrow my diabetic sugar tester?
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You deserved it for using such profanity in what should have been a totally innocent post.
lol I deserved what? Making a post about how I enjoyed the hell out of some girl Scout cookies and some dude saying how he likes to bang little girls? Dude that is in a different league.
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why would take something perfectly innocent and turn it into some profanity laced rant ?
You are a sick man.
That's not sick.

Grinding up the cookies, funneling them into the emptied abdomen of a girl scout you abducted and decapitated, then inhaled a la mung with the help of your latex-clad gimp....now that's sick.
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I've had this same girl come to my place for the past several years. She appears to be the record holder in cookie sales.

Between the Flour and Girl Scout Cookies I have no place for car parts. I think I need 2 12 step programs.

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Probably fetches around $5,500 a box too, yeah?
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Ok Monte Hall, I will again for go the beer to see what's under skirt #2
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Hey Ed, do you need to borrow my diabetic sugar tester?
Nah, I pay attention to the nutritional information on the side of the box. Takes almost a whole box to get your RDA of saturated fat.

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Probably fetches around $5,500 a box too, yeah?
She only had one box.

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^ Isn't it funny how much a value of "tan" makes up for? It's almost algebraic.

tan > chubby
tan > cellulite
tan > crazy eyes
tan + knockers > bad complexion
tan + hair > smelly
tan + hair + knockers > (everything - morbid obesity)
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She only had one box.
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