LOL..... Sum twat?
There was this simple man, with little sense who married up to a nice girl with a cute, round ass. On their wedding day, the girl asked her mom, "Mom? I was just wondering. Me and Max haven't done it yet, so I was just thinking about what I could do to impress him."
The mom responded, "Well, dear. If you took after your momma, you'll have big pussy lips like me. How about putting on a show for him like I did for your dad on wedding night. When we got ready to do the nasty, I got a biscuit, set it on the floor, squatted down, did the splits and picked that biscuit up with my coochie. It turned your dad on so much that he literally attacked me right there, on the spot!"
The daughter was impressed and decided since she, too, had big pussy lips, she'd do the same thing for Max.
On their wedding night, she undressed as Max watched her with his tongue hanging out. She grabbed a biscuit, threw it on the floor, squatted down and picked up that biscuit with her pussy lips. Max was horrified and took off running as fast as he could and didn't stop till he got to his parent's house.
"What the hell's matter with you, boy?!" screamed Max's dad. "You supposed to be sticking your dick in something right now instead of bein' here!"
"But dad!" yelled Max. "I ain't gonna stick my dick in nuthin' that eats biscuits for breakfast!"