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Colonix can detect aliens inside you

I pulled a predator out of my ass the other night. this stuff really works!!!!

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got alien dookie?
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WTF...what's that?
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WTF...what's that?

that my friend, is a intestinal parasite. we all have them. many of them. this particular is not mine. but the one I dropped last night was pitch black with eyes and feet...lol ...the only way to get them out of your body is by colonix or enemas.
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No fking way! I don't believe you... I am going to Google this nasty tale
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Why would anyone want to get rid of your friendly Goa'uld? It gives you knowledge that you would not possess otherwise.
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Its your freaking chicken masala congealed in a gelatin compound.
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No fking way! I don't believe you... I am going to Google this nasty tale
do you believe me now?
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