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yes I've seen tapeworms and they don't come outta your ass all clean and white either.
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aliens = parasites
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Let me help you; "The colon doesn't need any help cleaning itself out. Garbage in, garbage out. The reason you don't see 'predators' leaping out your ass unless you take Colonix is because Colonix creates poop that looks like 'predators'...that's not the same thing as cleaning stuff out of your colon that it couldn't clean on its own."




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I'm gonna have to agree with QBN on this one.

Colonix sounds like a gimmick to me. Lots of my ,over 50 ,friends who have had colonoscopies have never mentioned anything about parasites coming out or being discovered.
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Easy way to prove it. Use it for a year straight. I bet you get those freaking bizarre tubeshits pretty regularly. If you really think you can take shits like that more than once a decade, you've really no idea what the colon is or how it works.
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Ha Ha Ha tubeshits Ha Ha
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Easy way to prove it. Use it for a year straight. I bet you get those freaking bizarre tubeshits pretty regularly. If you really think you can take shits like that more than once a decade, you've really no idea what the colon is or how it works.

you don't get it. the "tubeshits" you are refferring to is a collection of gunk built up in your colon...the product is just collecting it as it works and passes thru it. if you keep eating the same sugary/salty foods and drinks, you will have the same "tubeshits" coming out aka garbage in/garbage out.

. the product is not meant to use forever. just periodically as the body builds up toxins. average every 8-9 months, then cleanse.

you claim to say the colon can keep itself healthy then why is colon cancer THE #1 killer of people(all races) worldwide? explain that one?
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So what did you pull out off your ass this morning?
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Here's a picture of a diseased colon and all the problems it can cause if not properly taken care of and cleansed...

don't allow ignorance to send you to an early grave.

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So what did you pull out off your ass this morning?

since I'm alredy an athelete I don't have serious build up in my bowels. I just started using colonix 2 weeks ago and the first time shitted is when I saw the "mess". after that I haven't had any extra "tubeshits" coming out...Only those people who are morbidly obese will most likely have a monster turd often. this stuff cleans your bowels like Ajax does your car....lol

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I bet Sasquatch, Yeti and the Loch Ness Monster could each really benefit from this product. It probably would be useful for those post-alien abduction anal probing sessions, as well.
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