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I know it's a hard pill to swallow. i was skeptical too until I started to get the following symptoms:

1. frequent colds
2. abdominal pains
3. wretched gas
4. unbearable stinch from my poo sessions
5. fatigue
6. sleepy feeling between 7-8pm everyday
7. sugar and salt cravings
8. bloating(yes, men get it too)
9. unexplained weight gain.
10. tightness around the stomach area after only a small meal
11. constant heartburn no mater what I ate
12. untimely diarrhea episodes

all these are syptoms of the parasites in our intestines that are robbing our bodies of it's energy. this also most likely linked to various forms of stomach and intestinal cancers.

the poo sticks to the walls of your intestines. parasites from playing with dogs, cats, walkingin the yard barefoot, eating pork, cattle that's not cooked fully, etc...get into the blood stream and seek out the colon to hatch their eggs. they eventually grow to the point of cloggging up your intestines to the point they don't function properlyleading to irregular bowel movements, infrequent bowel movements, etc...ultimate death from something intestine related.

Life begins and ends with colon health. Doctors know this but would rather prescribe you some pepcid A/C for the heartburn and pepto for the diarrhea.

Clean your colon...your life depends on it.

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more pictures

caution...pics are gross....look at your own will.
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Returd.
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Holly shit!
Are you collecting yours as trophies?
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Holly shit!
Are you collecting yours as trophies?
haha...no way man...I was scared shitless(no oun intended) when I saw what I hatched...lol....I flush mine immediately..

Obese people have even more parasites in their intestines than thinner people like me.
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haha...no way man...I was scared shitless(no oun intended) when I saw what I hatched...lol....I flush mine immediately..

Obese people have even more parasites in their intestines than thinner people like me.
Did the No-Explode regime have anything to do with it?
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Whoa, thats some crazy shit! (pun intended)
Who's gonna try it next ?
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Did the No-Explode regime have anything to do with it?
just take a tablespoon of olive oil a day...smooth sailing...lol


hey everybody, isn't it scary to think a parasite is nesting in your gut hatching eggs every so often and growing?...makes me want to be a full time vegan.
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this is also why people who fast like to fast...it cleans out the colon.
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I've actually heard of that dr. colonix product before, (and been grossed out from pictures).

Have you noticed an improvement in energy level?
So, you don't plug anything? You just drink some fiber and pills?
You're saying you recommend it?

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