How to Use Toilet Paper: A public service announcement

[Jayhawk]

Certain aspects of human life are simultaneously private and universal — everyone experiences the same stuff privately and almost no one talks about it. Pretty much everything that happens in the bathroom falls into this category, which is why I was amazed to discover that serious thought has gone into the challenges presented by toilet paper. Here are a few examples.

Please pay attention to the TP Algorithm...

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[GermanStar]

[Jayhawk]

^Cute...

That roll is intended for real assholes!

[drewprof]

I use dollar bills

[Jayhawk]

It's against the law to deface US currency...

And using it as TP really messes-up deface of d'ose presidents...

[drewprof]

Originally Posted by Jayhawk

It's against the law to deface US currency...

And using it as TP really messes-up deface of d'ose presidents...

Go tell on me

[the clk man]

Isn't anyone paying attention. Well I solved this problem many years ago. This is the proper way to use toilet paper.

You take one sheet of toilet paper stick you index finger through the center of it and wipe your ass with your finger and use the one sheet of TP to wipe off your finger.

[drewprof]

Do u sniff your finger after that?

[the clk man]

No, but The Nugness does for some reason.

[livefreeordie]

That's one way to get a piece of ass lol ^^^