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We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to
keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on
prostitution.

Currently it seems that these are the only businesses
still left in the U.S
How about strippers?!
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I've never been opposed to tossing money at Le Femme Fatale so long as a hand job is included.

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How about strippers?!
I prefer "Dancers"
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Hmmmmm this talk about strippers........ha! I worked at two different places in Roc, Ny doing security just for the hell of it... Heres a couple of funny? ones from that stint.

At one "Private" party (this place has a separate party room from the rest of the club) a stag party was in progress... The groom to be was like totaly drunk out of his mind and so were his "buddies" He was standing there with only his shorts left on when two of the Dancers came over to give him a dance.... they got him down on his knees and one took a hot dog and shoved it up his ass then put it in his mouth then the other one shoved another hot dog in his butt left him there like that and walked away....leaving the door open for everyone to see......... I asked one of them bout that latter she told me his party was a bunch of cheap F*%$ there was 12 of them and that between the 4 dancers they only made $38 total!

Another time a Small stag party came in just a drunk could be and they sent the groom up on stage to do the sit in chair thing with his hand tied behind his back and get a "Private" dance in front of everybody......now that is a mistake for him..... Well one of the girls was doing the lap dance to him when suddenly she stopped grabed the front of his pants and pulled em open and reached down in......... and pulled out a big roll of socks laughing away held it up for everyone to see.... come on buddy strippers really know the differents better than yuh might think. (she filled his sneaker up with beer and made him drink from it after that Yuk!)

Then there was a stagette party that came in about 20 minutes after a stag party got there and theses guy were really starting to piss the dancers off well now thats the wrong thing to do because the stagettes party as it turn out was the bride to be of the stag party's guy.... so one of the more outspoken dancers went over to the bride to be and asked her if she was going to pay for the BJ that the groom wanted........ needless to say that we had our hands full after that...
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