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I was thinking today how I love being a man

Reasons.
1) No matter how many times I see a lady with a nice ass walk by my brain instantly scrambles to see the next nice ass. And no matter how many times I see a nice ass, its feels brand new every time.

2) No period once a month.

3) We don't get pregnant

4) Pee standing up

5) Wrist watches are fun to look at

6) No matter how many cars I have owned, I love looking at cars all day.

7) FOOD

8) Sleep

9) Sex

10) Porn



Drew, feel free to add where I missed.






3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
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^^^ uh'um, BEER!
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^^^ uh'um, BEER!
Shit, what was I thinking, as a man, how did I miss this one

Oh all movies man-ly, I am happy that me and my lady friend argues in block buster. We have a pack, I rent 1 Man movie and she rents something else, that allows us to sleep during each others movie. LOLOLOLOL






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How could sly forget about beer.
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How could sly forget about beer.
I'm kicking myself for that one.......LOL..

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Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
>>Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
>>Your orgasms are real. Always.
>>Your last name stays put.
>>The garage is all yours.
>>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>>You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
>>Chocolate is just another snack.
>>You can be president.
>>You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
>>Foreplay is optional.
>>You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>>You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
>>The world is your urinal.
>>Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>>You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just
>>too icky.
>>Same work... more pay.
>>Wrinkles add character.
>>You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>>Wedding Dress ?2000; Tux rental ?100.
>>If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>>People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>>Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
>>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>>Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
>>Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
>>Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything
>>different?"
>>One mood, all the time.
>>And also, NO CELLULITE!
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1) No matter how many times I see a lady with a nice ass walk by my brain instantly scrambles to see the next nice ass. And no matter how many times I see a nice ass, its feels brand new every time.

A little advice, always wear sunglasses when you are looking, it will save you a lot of bitch slappin by the wife.
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#5 is just gay, did you mean tits? By chance.
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1) No matter how many times I see a lady with a nice ass walk by my brain instantly scrambles to see the next nice ass. And no matter how many times I see a nice ass, its feels brand new every time.

A little advice, always wear sunglasses when you are looking, it will save you a lot of bitch slappin by the wife.
lol, i remember going to the movies in Brooklyn with my date years ago, she caught me looking at this girls ass (natural habbit) I tell you, she slapped me so hard there was a delay in the pain and the sound. I felt the pain and a second later I heard the slap.....LOL. I learned from that and now where gradient shades all the time no matter what.....LOL






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