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I fail to see how food, sleep, sex and porn only benifit males.
Hey, "winter, spring, summer and fall all you need to do is call, if you need a male friend. I'll be there.
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You’re a man’s man. Hell, you’re a goat’s man. In fact, only the toughest can pull off the permafrost beard like this intrepid adventurer. You don’t mind frozen snot in your whiskers – yours or anyone else’s. Mother Nature is your bitch, and dammit, you’re gonna treat her like one. Finger sandwiches and doilies aren’t your cup of urine. In fact, it’s best if you avoid human contact altogether.
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My view on being a man, is several fold.

1. You get to be a dad and if lucky a grandad and if really lucky a great grandad.

2. You have a wife 20 years younger than you but behaves 50 years older than you.

3. Your wife will forgive your little excursions into the even younger bitches.

4. She will scrub you in the shower all parts included.

5. A kiss really means something, and that really makes me feel like a man.

6. This is my little part of heaven and thank god im a man

PS Im a grandad now, but working on being a father again. Just love people

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Being a man is always a good excuse to act confused, let a loose fart, pull a snot ball out and hell maybe even eat it, not bathe, be crude, bully others, talk smack with no facts, not over analyze anything, be stupid, scratch my butt and dig for berries, flip my underwear once one side is dirty, pluck nose and ear hair, deal with an erection every morning and every time I drive, just dealing with my stink and myself. Man it's hard to be a man!
See, thats what I'm talking about. I just wanted to celebrate being man in a man way. We are the only ones that can go from a six pack to a beer belly and still get girls. For some reason women expect us to smell like arm pit and feet at some point in a relationship and will let it slide for the moment but then go and tell their friends how much we stink but they still love us.






3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
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