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My friend ask me to check on his house while he is out of town. He thinks his wife left curling iron etc on. I ask him if he left a key anywhere and he said no.

I said how the hell do you expect me to check on things. He said I bet your good at breaking in (joking) I said yeah I believe I can but don't want to go to jail.

He ask me to try because he was really worried.

It took about three minutes to get in. He has deadbolts on every door. But mission accomplished with out breaking anything. When I got in everything was fine. Shit it was too easy.


Unfortunately There was no copper.
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I've heard for years about the credit card trick but those puppies don't work on dead bolts! Have a couple more 'tinis and tell us how you did it?

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My friend ask me to check on his house while he is out of town. He thinks his wife left curling iron etc on. I ask him if he left a key anywhere and he said no.

I said how the hell do you expect me to check on things. He said I bet your good at breaking in (joking) I said yeah I believe I can but don't want to go to jail.

He ask me to try because he was really worried.

It took about three minutes to get in. He has deadbolts on every door. But mission accomplished with out breaking anything. When I got in everything was fine. Shit it was too easy.


Unfortunately There was no copper.
God, what I'd given to the look on your face if you would have gotten caught by the cops, leaving his house and no key!

Did you steal his feline? Cat burglar.

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My wife is always home. If the next kid looks like you I am going to keep him for a ransom of copper.
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Well. yosey has a side job, He is a professional "Turd Burglar".
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Yes, and he is a good man, just ask thrillkill.
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You better keep your eys open McBear, Yosey doesn't live too far from you

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Breaking in wasn't too bad. His walk out has french doors and the bottom was not latched so it allowed me to push open enough to get a screwdriver in to unlatch the top, Bingo I'm in. BTW upon leaving I made sure Both were latched.

When I called him to tell him that I got in he laughed his ass off, then thought shit, I guess any two-bit thief could get in.


P.S. His wife's Lingerie draw has some weird stuff in there!
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Breaking in wasn't too bad. His walk out has french doors and the bottom was not latched so it allowed me to push open enough to get a screwdriver in to unlatch the top, Bingo I'm in. BTW upon leaving I made sure Both were latched.

When I called him to tell him that I got in he laughed his ass off, then thought shit, I guess any two-bit thief could get in.


P.S. His wife's Lingerie draw has some weird stuff in there!

You wearing any of it now?
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