Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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CLK at the supermarket
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION CLKMAN when he is DRUNK
A female was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. Can of coffee, and a 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunken clkman was standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up
the purchases, the drunken clkman calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the Clkman's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunken clkman replied, 'Cause you're Fucking Ugly.'