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Jakarta Expat · 03-12-2008, 05:30 PM

Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

TALLAHASSEE (CBS4.com) ― A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.

Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.

cbs4.com - Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

the clk man · 03-12-2008, 05:35 PM

Well I solved this problem many years ago. This is the proper way to use toilet paper.

You take one sheet of toilet paper stick you index finger through the center of it and wipe your ass with your finger and use the one sheet of TP to wipe off your finger.

yoseyman · 03-12-2008, 05:37 PM

I heard someone stole all the toilet paper out of the Lancaster Police Dept.

Local Police don't know who did it and have Nothing to go on.

the clk man · 03-12-2008, 05:42 PM

I just contacted them and they said some guy that sold first responder bags had stolen all their toilet paper and as he left he said I have a lot of shit to wipe.

yoseyman · 03-12-2008, 05:51 PM

don't cha love small towns?

the clk man · 03-12-2008, 06:08 PM

Yeah, because in a small town everyone know where the shit is.

**cmitch** · 03-12-2008, 06:42 PM

And both ya'll are so full of shit.

**cascade** · 03-12-2008, 07:11 PM

I hope they don't put Sheryl Crow in charge of that Florida program.

the clk man · 03-13-2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

And both ya'll are so full of shit.

I suspect that your assumption is correct.

Jayhawk · 03-13-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakarta Expat

Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

TALLAHASSEE (CBS4.com) ― A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.

Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.

cbs4.com - Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

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