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Starin' at you takin' off your makeup
Wondering why you even put it on
I know you think you do but baby you don't need it
Wish that you could see what I see it when it's gone
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Last year my wife paid for a professional photo shoot so she could keep the pictures for old age, she is only thirty but wanted a photo album of herself to view in old age, I paid for it no problem.

Later that day I arrived to pick her up and take her home, the place was filled with some of the prettiest women I have ever seen but could not find my wife. I was approached by this great looking lady who was wearing traditional Korean dress and long flowing hair, we talked for a few mins and she asked me if I was married and I said no, she asked if I would like to take her out to dinner and as I could not see my wife I said yes. She said would you like to make love after dinner and I said yes, se said wait for me by your car and ill get changed.

So there I am waiting by the car and my wife walked up and said ok smart arse just where are we going to have dinner and which hotel will we be making love in?

Amazing what they can do with a little make up and why not enjoy. I told her - if you could look like that every night, you would get total satisfaction out of me gal.


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That was interesting, but why didn't he redo her hair? That was screaming to be fixed from the get-go!

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I've seen them drunk, dirty, angry and in child-birth, most of which is not too pretty.

^^^^^All at the same time???!! Wow.

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