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My mother or 72 virgins?

Maybe I am leaning toward Islam. Christianity says I will have to meet my Mom in heaven. [Hey is that fun for anyone?] but Islam says I can have 72 super chicks shortly after (do I have to do the killing bit before I kill kids in a bomb attack??) I die.

Jesus, you need to up-grade.

All gods suck.

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"Judge not, Lest Ye be Judged"

None of us know god's plan for humanity, so none of us can speak with absolute authority on who/what God is or if God even exists. all that we have to go on as feeble mankind is faith.

Faith is real to some and fake to some. but ask yourself this one question:

did you have faith that you would wake up this morning? the answer is...yes.

Since none of us can explain the sleep cycle and how it overcomes us no matter what, we must have faith that we will wake up the next day.

Faith comes and goes in some people too....for instance, they can have faith that their Mercedes will take them from point A 2,000 miles to point B, or that their jobs are secure, but somehow don't have the same faith to know that there's a higher power in the universe that sustains us, guides us(if we listen), etc...

Then you have the "Missouri believers" aka the "show me" naysayers...but the fact is, nobody showed you how electricity worked before you turned on that coffee machine, that iron or that car...but for some odd ignorant reason, you need 'somebody' to show you that God exists...and that's really simple...look outside...see the trees, grass, clouds and rivers...who created that? YOU DIDN'T..so who did? surely not some clusterfuck big bang theory I hope.


God exists....live with the facts or die in ignorance.


We now return you to your daily OT bullshit as usual.


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Maybe I am leaning toward Islam. Christianity says I will have to meet my Mom in heaven. [Hey is that fun for anyone?] but Islam says I can have 72 super chicks shortly after (do I have to do the killing bit before I kill kids in a bomb attack??) I die.

Jesus, you need to up-grade.

All gods suck.
Odin's tits ! you won't get into Valhalla to see your Mum if you haven't already had your 72 virgins, and chopped of loads of limbs and heads of the infidels (< insert religions types or knuckle scraping misanthropists ) . Brenn den jævla kirka! Til Valhall vi drar , er jeg arrestert
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