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4" Peckers

My sister-in-law, laughing about her fiance's 4" goober, made me think of this:
Prostitute's Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks,
"What is your occupation?" I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work; too gross.
Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "Sorry, that is still
too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "How about 'elite
chicken farmer.'"

Stunned, the accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a high-end call girl?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

"Good enough!"

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