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Any Cajun's in the house?

Boudreaux left the Louisiana bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died last night.
"Well, den" said Boudreaux, " jus' give my money back, yeah."
"I can't do that sir, I went and spent it already."
"Ok, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm gon-to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
"Well dat's where you wrong!! You wait you an' you learn how smart we Cajuns are!
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

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Farmer says son, its time for you to learn about business. Take this duck into town and sale it.

the boy starts walking to town when he hears a lady shout from a window "hey boy I'll screw for $5.00" he said I ain't got $5.00. she ask what do ya got?

He said a duck. she said fine I'll take it. so the boy got laid. The lady said that was good do you want to screw again. he said I ain't got nuthin. she said I'll give you the duck back, hell I don't need it. he said sure, and got laid again.

now going in to town refreshed with his duck under his arm he reaches a cross walk where the duck flew out of his arms and got hit by a car.
the driver said I'm sorry here's a dollar for your duck.

The boy returns home and his father asks what he got and the boy said:

I got a fuck for a duck and duck for a fuck and buck for a fucked up duck!
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I guareeenty this tastes good, l'em put a lill more salt dahre
Oh why not, a lill more
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they say this is cajun
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