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Two Things My Father DID Tell Me About Sex

The problem with strange pussy is not knowing whether you are eating a good fuck, or fucking a good eat.

Each and every time you get up next to a pussy, treat it as thought it is the last time you will get up next to a pussy.

Works for me.
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as may the std's



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So, did you ever decide if you were eating up all the fuckin' or fuckin' up all the eatin'?

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My Dad's advice was "Keep your pecker in your pants", or KYPIYP. Said it every time I left the house. Yeah, right.
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The problem with strange pussy is not knowing whether you are eating a good fuck, or fucking a good eat.

Each and every time you get up next to a pussy, treat it as thought it is the last time you will get up next to a pussy.

Works for me.
Wrong! That's what desperate men do
Never, ever treat a pussy as if it's the only game in town, ever!

Works for me.
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^He doesn’t get it.
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^He doesn’t get it.
don't worry about me... I got a pussy right here on my lap and what are you doing? Working? hahahahahaha
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