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If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!

The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
Not true! I will rinse out the empty container and put it in my pocket to be recycled at a later time.

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#11: Asian Women
I like Asian women because they don't have to get down on their knees to blow me. Plus, I can set my coffee on their head.

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#11: Asian Women
I like Asian women because they don't have to get down on their knees to blow me. Plus, I can set my coffee on their head.
Personally I like Asian women because they have less body hair
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I like ZZTop!
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very hairy bush



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Can I change that to Huey Lewis?
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I like ZZTop!
copy cat, i like pie .



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I once had a black friend who was blind and thought I too was black. When I told him I was really white, He told me to get out of his motherfucking grill.
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Some things, I refuse to eat and believe me, my body's a temple to eating.

White people taste like beef roast when cooked with carrots and potatoes. Oh yeah, I almost forgot onions. Must have onions.
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no they dont they taste like chicken



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