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The Uber-DM takes a critical hit

That's a 20, with a double-ot roll on the crit chart. You die a quick, painless death as your severed head bounces on the dungeon floor.

Gary Gygax, Dungeons & Dragons creator, dies - CNN.com



Hey, he had 6 kids, meaning he got laid about 600% to infinity times more than most of the people who played his games.

RIP, Gary.
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What's dungeons and dragons?
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What's dungeons and dragons?
Quite possibly Tom Hanks' worst movie.

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Quite possibly Tom Hanks' worst movie.
'Joe Verses The Volcano'?
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^ Never played the game or saw that movie. Lucky me, eh?
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Wasn't this Gary guy part of the Majestic Twelve?

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Was he the guy in Ronin who was painting the samuri?

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This is even funnier.

The Latest Word - 25 Gaming Euphemisms for the Death of Gary Gygax

When referring to Gygax's death, you can say he:

1) Started a new character sheet.
2) Is looking for a seventh-level cleric.
3) Failed his save vs. death magic.
4) Is food for purple worms.
5) Immediately became an NPC.
6) Finished the Doritos.
7) Has gone pips up.
8) Is pushing up shriekers.
9) Cashed in his gold pieces.
10) Took the first step to lichdom.
11) Went ethereal.
12) Kicked on the end of a spear.
13) Didn't make his system shock roll.
14) Bought the farm in Hommlet.
15) Is taking a dice nap.
16) Has gone to meet Zagyg.
17) Rolled his last natural 20.
18) Went against the giants.
19) Joined the gaming table invisible.
20) Is sleeping with the sahuagin.
21) Drew the Void.
22) Ended the campaign.
23) Kicked the dice bag.
24) Retired Mordenkainen.
25) Got screwed by the DM.
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