Your man Osama... I mean Obama
1.) Selma Got Me Born - Lie, you were born in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as the Selma to Montgomery civil rights march was in 1965. 2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - Lie, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work in the Kenyan Government. When he had you, he was certainly as much of an "elite" as any of the other candidates. 3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - Lie, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had (search history of Kenya on any site.) 4.) My Family (in Kenya) Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - Lie, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in many years. 5.) My Name is African Swahili - Lie, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama. 6.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - Lie, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book). 7.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - Lie, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language there. I dont see how living in another country for 4 years has anything to do with top-level diplomacy. 8.) My Early Drug Use is because of Ethnic Confusion - Lie, you were quite content in high school to be "Barry Obama", no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said this. 9.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - Lie, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first. 10.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - Lie, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 PRESENT VOTES. 11.) Oops, I Misvoted - Lie, only when caught by church groups and democrats, did you beg to change your misvote. 12.) I Was A Professor Of Law - Lie, you were a part-time senior lecturer ON LEAVE. 13.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - Overstatement. You drew up documents for a law firm, not the grass-roots community defender you're cracked up to be. 14.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - Lie, you didn't write it,introduce it, change it, or create it. 15.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - Lie, it took just 14 days from start to finish. 16.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - Lie, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod (Your lead political consultant) came. 17.) I Have Released My State Records - Lie, as of May 5, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within. 18.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - Lie, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill. 19.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - Lie, they were not YOUR bills, but
rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office. 20.) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - Lie, the Candian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them. 21.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - Lie, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel. This is not to say what you did was wrong, but you were untruthful about it. 22.) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - Lie, you ran ads along the florida border as well as national ads in an attempt to reach Florida voters 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost. 23.) I Want All Votes To Count - Lie, you said let the delegates decide, and you have fought to prevent another primary in Michigan or Florida. This is similar to the 2000 election in Florida. 24.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - Lie, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself. 25.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - Lie, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer (a fellow democrat that wanted you to replace her in the next term) from running against you by challenging ALL of her signatures and thus ran unopposed. 26.) I Don't Take PAC Money - Lie, you take loads of it. The Obama PAC is the largest PAC in the US Senate. Once again, anyone can go look this up. 27.) I don't Have Lobbysists - Lie, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting. 28.) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - Lie, you have passed ONE bill in the U.S. Senate - which although was for a good cause in Africa, still shows you lie. 29.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - Lie, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date in Iraq - AGAIN. 30.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - Lie, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it. 31.) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - Lie, both companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no records of any such letters ever being created or sent. 32.) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - Lie, your wife has received nearly a quater of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart. 33.) Treehouse Is A Small Company - Lie, the CEO of Treehouse last year, made more than the CEO of Wal-Mart, according to public records. 34.) University Of Chicago Hospital Pay Is Fair - Lie, your wife's pay raise was nearly 150% her already bloated rate (going from $120K to $320K weeks after you got into the US Senate and tried to get a $1 million pork project for the very same hospital) and the hospital is a Non-Profit Hospital, which made $100,000,000 in the last 3 years. They overcharge blacks VS whites for services, and overcharge everyone in general by 538%! You betrayed your own race for money. 35.) I Barely Know Rezko - Only 5 Billed Hours - Lie, you have known him for 17 years, and decided to do a real estate deal with him during a time when he was proven to be under investigation. Despite this, you divided your property and had them take off $300K before the mortgage problems started. Then Rezko's wife buys the lot beside it that you
can't afford, saving you $625,000. 36.) My Donations Have Been Checked Thoroughly - Lie, you only gave back Hsu ($72K [Yes, the same Hsu, Obama supporters try to tie Clinton to]) and Rezko (first $66K, then when caught lying $86K, then when caught lying again $150K and now caught lying YET AGAIN, it's $250k) their money when publically called on their involvement in your campaigns. 37.) I Have Clean Connections Despite Rezko - Lie, you are not only connected to Exelon and Rezko, you are also connected to Hillary PAC supporter Mr. Hsu, AND an Iraqi Billionaire of ill repute, Nadhmi Auchi, who ripped off people in the Food For Oil, Iraqi deal. Mr. Auchi was also found guilt in another political corruption scandal (largest in France since WWII). And this is one of Obamas' good supporters that paid millions into the Obama campaign. 38.) The Passport Invasion is a conspiracy to find dirt on me! - Lie. Your own Campaign Foreign Policy Advisor is the CEO of the company that looked into your records. Could it be that you had them look into yours to hide the fact you looked into Clinton's and McCain's more than a year before! 39.) Rev. Meeks has nothing to do with my campaigning - Lie. Rev. Meeks appeared in ads for your Senate Campaign, donated to you, and helped raise money, then AND NOW. He also seems to despise America as much as Rev. Wright. 40.) I am very Anti-Terror - Lie. One of your good pals is long time radical and terrorist William Ayers, with whom you have been seen in the last 12 months and who has helped the now jailed khalidi, Professor at Columbia who invited Ahmadinejad to the University, to raise money for Palestinian terrorism attacks against Israel. PS - Your church published a pro Hamas Manifesto - guess you weren't there on THAT Sunday either? 41.) I have the best plan to cure the Mortgage Crisis - Lie. You and your campaign buddy Penny 'SubPrime Bank Collapse' Prizker have had your little fingers full of subprime cash - Obama has taken $1,180,103 from the top issuers of subprime loans: Obama received $266,907 from Lehman, $5395 from GMAC, $150,850 from Credit Suisse First Boston, $11,250 from Countrywide, $9052 from Washington Mutual, $161,850 from Citigroup, $4600 from CBASS, $170,050 from Morgan Stanley, $1150 from Centex, and last but certainly NOT LEAST - Obama received $351,900 from Goldman Sachs. I am sure that cash all came from folks who knew the subprime loan they had was a dream, eh? Shockingly, Obama has received much more money than republican candidate John McCain- whom banks typically favor. 42.) I played great role in crafting liberal stands on gun control, the death penalty and abortion - Lie - It was found that Obama -- the day after sitting for the interview -- filed an amended version of the questionnaire, which appears to contain Obama's own handwritten notes added to one answer.
Persistance is fertile.