Date registered: May 2007
Vehicle: Zotye Auto 1.5T T600 2016
Location: The wild west of the Far East
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Pets, dont you just love em
A few years ago I had a dog named her winston and an african grey parrot named her Yorky. Yorky and Winston got on well together, yorky would say winnie sit and she sat, yorky would say winnie lay down and down she went and then the preverbial, roll over and she did.
This was great when we had guests around for dinner and it always broke the ice. One evening we had people round for dinner and knowing they were religious people I asked the wife to cover yorkies cage (she had learned a swear word or two
) Yorky I mean and not the wife.
Winston must have taken offence at her friend being put to bed so early and jumped at the gage, its a huge gage and came down with one almighty crash and yorky climbed out of her cage.
Yorky flew straight into the closed window and walked back to her cage stunned saying fucking dog, fucking dog, fucking dog. WELL IT SURE BROKE THE ICE. The rest of the evening yorkie learned some new swear words from these educated and religious people. There must be a moral to this story, but ill let you guys and gals decide
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.
Last edited by eric242340; 02-19-2008 at 04:39 AM.