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A satisfied wombat?

"With absolute precision, details of the wombat's sex life were recorded and, surprisingly, it seemed anything but modest," he says.

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump," he says.

"She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.

"If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

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A satisfied wombat?

"With absolute precision, details of the wombat's sex life were recorded and, surprisingly, it seemed anything but modest," he says.

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump," he says.

"She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.

"If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

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...I'm in...
Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

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Am curious if McBear witnessed any of these mating or sex rituals that were displayed by any other creatures while he was passing through Lawrence, KS.........
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^ Closest he would have got was the crowd taking turns humping the town's mole hill.
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Am curious if McBear witnessed any of these mating or sex rituals that were displayed by any other creatures while he was passing through Lawrence, KS.........
I tried to show him, but no luck--so to speak... He seems to be very happily married!

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Sort of debunks the theory that they eat, root and leave....

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I tried to show him, but no luck--so to speak... He seems to be very happily married!

May I offer a helpful hint Jay? Next time try introducing women in to the equation because nowadays a few drinks and a steak dinner does not get what once did........
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