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My bar experience

On the way home today I heard on the radio of a traffic tie up ahead of me so I decided to stop into a bar and grab a beer to wait it out. I stopped at a place that I’d never been before and sat down to order a beer. I didn’t realize that the bar was full of guys and no gals until I sat down. It seems this place was very different than bars I have been accustom to. Anyway I told the bartender that I wanted a beer and he told me there is a rule at the bar that before anyone is served they had to have a name for their penis.
I didn’t fully understand so he went on to explain. He said that everyone there has a name for their penis that has a meaning behind it. For example he said mine is called Oscar. Why Oscar I asked? He said “my bologna has a first name” Oh hell I said. He went on to say that the guy in the corner named his “Energizer” cause it keeps going and going. And the guy at the pool table calls his Timex, it takes a licking but keeps ticking.

The guy sitting at the end of the bar named his KFC cause it’s finger lickin’ good.

So he asked what is the name of your penis? I said Secret! Strong enough for a man but made for a women! Now get me a beer fag!
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Har Har! me think you had one too many beers before you got to the bar
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Har Har! me think you had one too many beers before you got to the bar

Yeah, I should have known better than to go to a bar named "The White Swallow"
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Did I mention that a sign on the front door said Please "enter in rear"?
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They were nice. They offered to push in my stool.
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heh, heh...... heh, heh......
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They were nice. They offered to push in my stool.
I bet they provided napkins tooSome bars do provide bum service

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They were nice. They offered to push in my stool.
Tell us the guys name wasn't Pooh-jabi........
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Tell us the guys name wasn't Pooh-jabi........
Maybe it was jabbing Pooh

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Nah, Poo jah was on a barstool with three other guys. (it was upsidedown)
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