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What, if any, is the appropriate amount of time that should be allowed to elapse before one should allow one's dog to lick one's face/lips/ears/tongue after the dog has finished licking its paw/ass/groin?

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defiantly more than the 2 second rule used for food hitting the floor!!!
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I would expect it is greater than 0, since otherwise you might as well lick the paw/ass/groin yourself.

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AAhh shit thats funny ed
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What, if any, is the appropriate amount of time that should be allowed to elapse before one should allow one's dog to lick one's face/lips/ears/tongue after the dog has finished licking its paw/ass/groin?
Yeah.... 15 seconds after it licks its ass and you decide the rest such as if it licked its nut area did it just try to do something with your leg or not? you know much more information is required here before making such decissions...
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Wait till your wolf wants to share his meal.
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I would expect it is greater than 0, since otherwise you might as well lick the paw/ass/groin yourself.
What's the point you're making here?

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What's the point you're making here?
Just that a little dilution of the groin/ass containing saliva might serve you well . . .

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Just that a little dilution of the groin/ass containing saliva might serve you well . . .
You're assuming that licking the paw/ass/groin yourself is out of the question. Remember, the question asked, "if any".

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