Come on Ed this comes from a guy whos's state said that when me and my family tried to move there said you can't live here because you you and your wife are not even cousins.
That may have been what they told you . . .
Actually, my Dad's from up around you, Greenwood, and my Mom's from Middlesboro, so I resemble the remarks myself . . .
Here's another to chew on:
A guy from Lancaster buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Lexington to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. He says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The guy said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Furious with the man, he screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"