My dog says you are one sick puppy and he has fathered many in his 11 years.
is that a Shar pei?
Originally Posted by 94Wagenmeister
First of all, correctly calling her Hindu as opposed to Hindi makes you very eligible and desirable as a mate. Second, as a person who is currently under the employ of an Indian-run company I have occasion to check on such things. Seems in the province of Kerala on the SW coast, after a woman has relations with a man she serves him food that indicates to him her feelings. Burnt toast, for example, means the relationship is over. A dish needing a missing ingredient, say salt, means that she is willing to continue on. The dish you were served however, with sausage representing the male member, pancakes her subtle softness and eggs her strong desire to be fertilized, can mean only one thing. She's got it bad and needs some more of that man seed. And if the sausages didn't have casings on them, well, I'll leave the interpretation of that up to you.
Sounds like you got yourself a real traditional girl. My suggestion is to go rent Fatal Attraction tonight.
WOW. I don't think i would ever put so much thought into breakfast...shoot, on some days I'm bearly away enough to grab a slim fast to hold me over until lunch! haha
Originally Posted by Von Vorschlag
But just remember Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Seriously-worst part about it all...people with attachment issues