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When oral sex results in pregnancy

(I looked through the threads and didn't see this already, sorry if I missed it and this is a repost!)


FindLaw's Writ - Colb: When Oral Sex Results in a Pregnancy Can Men Ever Escape Paternity Obligations?
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It can happen if the bitch stashes the friggin cum down the pipe. I caught one bitch do that to me years ago and luckily she failed at getting a monkey to grow in her belly. True story
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Holy shit...

Umm, can we get back to the pictures of you naked?
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I don't know much about this, but I heard most lawyers are the product of anal intercourse. Just an old joke, no offense intended to any members of the bar here.

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I still love oral sex...besides, I've been surgically altered to shoot chunky blanks
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(I looked through the threads and didn't see this already, sorry if I missed it and this is a repost!)

Do we need to warn your boyfriend of something? Or should we simply send Cigars in October?

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^ Whoa whoa whoa....

Lemme check my calendar first.
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cigars ?????



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Oh I forgot to mention how I found out. I raided her fridge one night when I had the munchies and found frigin vials of my man juice with Andy written on each one. I friggin freak out but I smeared the shit inside of a half full ice cream container for her to find out and enjoy.
Man, the girl that I met after her was even more disturbed... She wanted me to promise her my eyes if I died so she can keep them in a jar. I am not making this shit up and i have more weird shit but that's for another night when I have a more expensive wine in my system. This one is only $200 a bottle (don't worry I didn't pay that much hic hic )
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^ Whoa whoa whoa....

Lemme check my calendar first.
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