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But back to the origional topic,
is it true that swallowing semen WILL make you fat
as it is apparently highly calorific?
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Well, he went and slept with a girl who all along *even before we were ever engaged* tried to break us up. The week of the wedding, she was sending him naked pics, etc.

His best friend/old roomate and I have been really good friends for over a year now. It wasn't like i planned on dating him..We actually hated each other for a few weeks while the whole divorce thing was going on.

One night we just randomly made up and a few weeks later i pinned him up against a wall at the bar and kissed him to see what he would do...and well, almost 3 months later, we're still together *knock on wood! lol*
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But back to the origional topic,
is it true that swallowing semen WILL make you fat
as it is apparently highly calorific?
really now? thats an interesting theory...could explain why i have some "fatter" friends then! haha

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ha. yes. I always go after what i want.

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^ It should be easy to tell whether or not it's actually his kid. Sheesh.

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Okay, I've been trying to do this for days. Here it goes.
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Holy shit...

Umm, can we get back to the pictures of you naked?
Lol...no.

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Do we need to warn your boyfriend of something? Or should we simply send Cigars in October?
Nope, he got a vasectomy.

I am totally lost about the direction this thread went in.
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aray is where it went



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