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I'll tell you weird. I did this chick once and I pulled out and tossed it on her belly. Then I heard this huge, sucking sound and her twat was sucking my load towards it. Then, right when it got down there, this little tongue comes out and licks it all up. I freaked and jumped out the 8th. floor balcony. Lucky I woke up before I hit.

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I don't know much about this, but I heard most lawyers are the product of anal intercourse. Just an old joke, no offense intended to any members of the bar here.
Would that be the Hershey bar?

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I'll tell you weird. I did this chick once and I pulled out and tossed it on her belly. Then I heard this huge, sucking sound and her twat was sucking my load towards it. Then, right when it got down there, this little tongue comes out and licks it all up. I freaked and jumped out the 8th. floor balcony. Lucky I woke up before I hit.
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Would that be the Hershey bar?
With nuts ?
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YouTube - thats a lot of nuts!
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I told my roomate about the sperm in the ice cream thing-and my roomate goes, "wouldn't she have gotten pregnant anyways?" to which i replied, "what? It's in ice cream.." "but she ate it didn't she? She didn't get pregnant?" "Brandi..you can't get pregnant from eating it...wow"

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